Average Guy Lyrics

I'm just an average guy living an average life

I have a massive dick but I have regular eyes

I want out of this world but I heard the limit's the sky

If you hear from God tell him that I'm ready to die yeah

At my nine to five think about suicide

And when I get home think about suicide

Before I go to bed think about suicide

But when I close my eyes think about you and I

I've been tryna get sober but I dream about drugs

Got a voice in my head screaming

You're never enough

And it's probably right I haven't amounted to much

If you've ever loved me I've probably broken your trust

I'm sorry my hobbies surround me with evil and lust

And I'm highly aware but I don't think that that is a plus

Yeah I'm still alive but at what cost

I guess it's hard to find yourself if you have never been lost

We don't have time to scrape the windshield gotta drive through the frost

But if you wanna hear some bangers you should pass me the aux

I'm talking to myself like someone else is in charge

And if you're truly happy better not catch you singing this song

On autopilot withdrawn

Life is short and too long

Both of my feet are on the edge one more step and I'm gone

It's sad to go because I know have so much love in my heart

And I would tell you all about it but it's time for this part

I'm just an average guy living an average life

Above average dick but I have regular thighs

I want out of this world but I heard the limit's the sky

If you hear from God tell him that I'm ready to die yeah

At my nine to five think about suicide

And when I get home think about suicide

Before I go to bed think about suicide

But when I close my eyes think about you and I

I know that it's over but I dream about us

Got a voice in my head screaming

You're unworthy of love

And it's probably right I been living down in the dumps

If you've ever loved me I probably fucked it all up

I'm sorry my hobbies are mostly just gambling and drugs

And I'm highly aware that enough is never enough

Yeah I'm still alive but is that what I want

I spend most of my nights thinking of getting hit by a bus

Might be a tad dramatic

If I could be human or animal I'd B Rabbit

I understand my temperament is getting too erratic

Knock knock who's there? Another bad habit

Another bad habit who

Man shut the fuck up

It's me I've got control of you now

The sleep paralysis demon's here that's who's holding you down

And when you wake up you will not remember what happened

Just keep on rapping bout your dick we want em sad but still laughing

I'm just an average guy living an average life

I have a tiny dick but that's a massive lie

I want out of this world but I heard the limit's the sky

If you hear from God tell him that I'm ready to die yeah

At my nine to five think about suicide

And when I get home think about suicide

Before I go to bed think about suicide

But when I close my eyes think about you and I