Jack Lyrics

Hey Jonah!

Twenty years sure is a while

I'll be there

I'm excited to see you guys

Alice laughed at the funeral

For the football player

Didn't look like herself anymore

As she should've, like a liquor ad

Or walking across the pages of your porno mags

She slipped out pants like water through slats"Let's make merry while we can Jack

Even though we knew we would

It's tragic we made it back

I never wanted to be anything more

Than something as consequential

I never wanted to be anything more

Than something as consequential

I never wanted to be anything more

Than something as consequential

As you are in tights"

And then he danced"Chelsea you pest

You sing like a songbird

But you look a mess"

Prancing around in my dress

I knew that he could be my man

Chatter to each other 'cross aisles prepared

By clergyman peddling wares

Talking to themselves over movies ensnared

With thorns and barbs where trappers beware

Of the coming storms and the carriage strung by the dead