Chelsea's The Football Player Lyrics

The football player kicked my soda

Off the dashboard

Onto the highways of California

Punched her in the arm but she was loaded

She only giggled planted a kiss on my forehead

Says "it will devour you or else leave you lonesome

Your gorgeous George"

Guess she doesn't know my name

But come and get a look at all this fun

If this is the beginning and end of the world

I'd wait on it patiently gazing at the billboards

Chanting the titles on the signs

Like stanzas of nursery rhymes

There was something I forgot

And I knew it could be left behind

All the boxers burned omens with lit cigarettes

A stuffy boxcar I gave them your name Margaret

If I went topless they'd paint postcards carve marionettes

And backwards I'd sing the alphabet

And backwards I'd sing the alphabet