Stuck in the Midwest Lyrics

I wish that I could play guitar

Outside of open tuning

I wanna sing at bars

But my whiny voice ain't soothing

You say I'm nails on a chalkboard

And you might be right

I got hired for a gig

They said not to be depressing

I made them walk out from the church

Guess I shouldn't play at weddings

You say I should write happy songs

But that's not what I do best

I'm stuck in the midwest

I'm bad, I'm a hero

I'm sad and I'm emo

And no one understands me, 'cause I

I'm drinking and drugging

Just wanna feel something

And I'm so fucking dead inside

I'm dead inside

That's an original lyric right there

No one but me could have written that

I'm just built different, I guess

I say I have sex all the time

But I'm secretly a virgin

No one's touched my skin in months

And that's far too hard a burden

And my life is pain

I feel I'm losing myself

Maybe that's why the word "life" starts with an L

Sometimes when I'm lonely, I slap my own ass just because

No one's done it for me, and I just can't get enough

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'Cause I'm stuck in the midwest

I'm bad, I'm a hero

I'm sad and I'm emo

And no one understands me, 'cause I

I'm drinking and drugging

Just wanna feel something

And I'm so fucking dead inside

I'm dead inside

I'm bad, I'm a hero

I'm sad and I'm emo

And no one understands me, 'cause I

I'm drinking and drugging

Just wanna feel something

And I'm so fucking dead inside

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