The Haunted House Lyrics

My friends took me to a haunted house

When I literally could have thought of anything else

For us to do instead of going there

I am never in the mood for getting scared

By a mummy

Who is bloody

And is moaning aggressively at me

I tried my best to keep my head down

To avoid that creepy blinking light-up clown

But every corner something would pop out

My blood pressure definitely could have gone without

That howling werewolf

Who was missing both

Of his eyes, eating a baby girl

It felt like an episode of Scooby-Doo

That I was never going to get through

Every Halloween I think about it again

Because my brain's fucked from that time when

I saw a goblin

With the head of a pumpkin

And a gremlin

With its arteries showin'

A strobe light that made me go insane