The Alien Song Lyrics

I woke up from a dream and I saw something I've never seen

A little gray dude

Was looking down at me

I've always been a believer so I could hardly wait

For my body to be sucked up into outer space

I can't believe it finally happened to me last night

An alien took my life

They spread me out on one of those alien beds

And performed tests on my head

Now I kind of walk funny

It's not a conspiracy

What they did to my body

My whole body it starts to glow

Whenever I get cold

Now I can teleport and change my face anytime I want

I can tell what you are thinking completely nonchalant

My blood looks radioactive and I now have a ray-gun

I go and do a weekly probe just because it's fun

Because it finally

Oh yeah it finally happened to me last night

An alien abducted my rights

They say that you aren't able to account for missing time

So then why do I miss them all the time?

Now they control when I breathe

Program me when I'm asleep

I can't tell anybody