Fastpitch Ball Lyrics

The Berb is gone

'Cause he only really cares about fastpitch ball

I said I might be comin' but I surely won't be comin'

I'm here

And I'm queer

And I'm grounded

And I love basketball

The Berb is gone

I know I said he only cares about basketball

I said he might be comin' but he surely won't be comin'

He's here

And he's queer

And he's grounded

And he loves fastpitch ball

The Berb is gone

'Cause he only really cares about fastpitch ball

I said I might be comin' but I surely won't be comin'

I'm here

And I'm queer

And I'm grounded

And I love fastpitch ball