The Top Secret Information (CLASSIFIED) Lyrics

He came in the night with a barrel of fruit-of-the-loom variety packs,

Camouflaged patterns on my new wallet,

My principal told me all about the missing security guards at the mall.

He told me of the supernova taking place outside of our solar system,

Giant comets made of fire and photons,

But don't be afraid.

Matthew McConaughey is camping with George Soros,

And they've been funding a nuclear test site in the Las Vegas desert,

They are trying to change the order of the months of the year.

They are experimenting with tubes of anti-freeze and donkey DNA,

They are drafting humanoid artificial intelligence and biological clones,

Area 51 is only the beginning.

Soon the streets of San Francisco will be run amok with the Beaverbelles

And all who occupy the motherland.

The Swedish are in on it.

The Russians are in on it.

The Canadians are in on it.

The Koreans are in on it.

The Pakistani's are in on it.

The Brazilians are in on it.

The Swedish are in on it.

The Russians are in on it.

The Beavers are in on it.

The Mammals are in on it.

FedEx is in on it.

Tyler Perry is in on it.

The Pentagon is in on it.

Bill O'Reilly, you're in on it.

Glenn Close, she's in on it.

Sandra Bullock, in on it.

The second born baby on the new planet of Idirade

Will be the longest living human of all time.

The Koreans and the Canadians knew the whole time,

And so did the Pakistanis.

And so did the Norwegians.

Yeah, he's like, what the fuck, you know

And he's like, he's kinda pissed, though

He's like, don't get me in the jug

My dog got surgery

I was like, you know, my girl, she's in jail

We're talking shit

Yeah, we're talking shit

I'm scared

So I don't know what happened, but like

I slapped the shit out of him

Like, just out of his face

And he just slapped the shit out of me

Slapped him out of the face

And then we go, boom

I pin him down

And then he's like, get off me, get off me, get off me

Two out of three, two out of three

Boom, get him down again

He's like, ugh

This time, I was pissed as fuck

He goes, I'm gonna kill you

I'm gonna kill you, motherfucker

He starts grabbing my throat

I'm like

Don't get me

I want to fucking kill you

Boom, get him again

This time, I got him on the ground

And as he's in submission like this, I'm like

I love you

He is mad as fuck

He mad as fuck

Get off me, get off me

And we get ready to go again

Three cars come up

He goes, oh shit, here we go

I didn't know it was cops until I see, boom, spotlight