Grandma's House Lyrics

The taxi man told me to buy him a basketball.

I've never been to France in July.

$388 is a lot of money for a human

Massive holes in the ground at my grandma's

Taking pictures with my collection of pencils

I lost my Game Boy Advance in the third grade

The police have very shabby eye

The police have very shabby eyebrows

I lost my Game Boy Advance in the third grade

Most people don't enjoy shitting

My allowance as a child was blankets of cash money

In the form of giant dollar bills and huge novelty checks

I put $388 down my pants

People like to jump in the air

Have you ever seen the movie Titanic

When I was five years old,

I shit my pants in the outfield at a baseball game

I put $388 down my pants

Massive holes in the ground at my grandma's

Vince McMahon owns all the Circle K

I've never been to France in July.

$388 is a lot of money for a human

Massive holes in the ground at my grandma's

Taking pictures with my collection of pencils

I lost my Game Boy Advance in the third grade

The police have very shabby eyes

I lost my Game Boy Advance in the third grade

Most people don't enjoy shitting

My allowance as a child was blankets of cash money

In the form of giant dollar bills and huge novelty checks

Tonight I ask you to pass legislation to prohibit the most egregious abuses of medical research

Human cloning in all its forms

Creating or implanting embryos for experiments

Creating human-animal hybrids

And buying, selling, or patenting human embryos