Seven Chairs of the Galactic Elite Lyrics

Hi there!

Oh, I am so sorry about that

I was, um, having a little problem with my headset

Anyway, I'm calling because you stayed at one of our resorts in the past

And you qualify for a 75% savings on an amazing four-day, three-night vacation getaway in magical

Mercury, and a three-day, two-night stay in sunny Venus, where you will then depart on a fabulous

Two-night cruise to planet Earth

And as an added bonus, you will receive an unlimited

Mileage rental car so you can visit all the attractions

Now, here's the best part

We're going to include your breakfast, lunch, and dinner for your entire vacation

As well as your entertainment on board the cruise

And I only have a few questions to ask before I transfer you to a personal travel coordinator who will give you All the details

On your vacation, okay?

I'm so sorry, I didn't hear you clearly

Can I ask you a few questions

Before I transfer you to a travel coordinator

Who will give you all the details on your amazing vacation?

Can I ask you a few questions before I transfer you to a travel coordinator?

Purple suits fill the room

Jimmy Carter just ate his cake

I'm arguing with the mortgage lady in my head

She's saying I can't afford the trailer

And Idirade is under attack

Jimmy Carter just ate his cake

Beaver forces have swept the fifth quadrant of their oceans

The resistance contacted me last night

They're begging for my password, begging for my email

They're begging for everything

They are trying to locate the orange crystal

They are trying to locate the seven chairs

To make a peace treaty between them and all the planets

But they will not listen

For 800 years, they have ran the underground crime syndicate

Using sonic waves, they have discovered the secret to immortality

Local law enforcement, they won't stop peeking through my window

Peeking through my window

Local law enforcement, they keep peeking through my window

The news channels, they camp in front of my house

They know I have the answers but I cannot share them

The local law enforcement, they keep peeking directly into my window

The Beaverbellions have placed a microchip in my cerebral cortex

Cerebral cortex, cerebral cortex

And if you are hearing this message

you may be next

You may be next

You may be next

You may be next

You may be next

Old ancient hieroglyphics prove that they've been planning world domination since the beginning of time

Local law enforcement, they won't stop peeking through my windows

My windows

Local news anchors won't stop calling my cell phone

Local news anchors Local news anchors

They chase me down in the supermarket

Supermarket

Supermarket

Supermarket

Supermarket

They sit next to me at the movie theater

They sit next to me at the movie theater

They sit next to me at the movie theater

Local news won't respect my privacy

Local news won't respect my privacy

I would call the cops,

But they won't respect my privacy

either

Scott Reynolds won't stop gnawing at the tie lines

Jay Cardosi keeps leaving me voicemails

Who is running all these vacuum stores?

Who is running all these vacuum stores

Who is running all these vacuum stores

Local news won't respect my privacy