Allentown Lyrics

Denzel Washington tried to warn me

My computer keeps catching fire

I'll be killed if the government finds out

The Beavers have built a Time Dam

Sandra Bullock killed my sister

The Forever Serum turned me 35 years old forever

The Seven Chairs of the Galactic Senate

Denzel Washington tried

I'll be killed if the government finds out

The Beavers have built a Time Dam

Allentown Pennsylvania

Five Eyed Jungle Boy

All Praise Lord Beaver

Allentown Pennsylvania

I'll be killed if the government finds out

I am SM-88

Beavers are vegetarians

They gnaw through bark to eat the sugary layer underneath

They've been gnawing through forests for 20 million years

Felling trees with your teeth takes great strength skill and patience

One technique is to slice halfway through and let the wind do the rest

The beaver's incisors are strengthened with iron then orange

They grow continuously and even self-sharpen

The pond makes it easier to move around the heavy logs they need to build the dams

Out of the water it's a struggle

Stones help weigh down the base

The whole family works together carefully interlocking the timber

They dredge mud from the pond bottom to seal the dam

Each pond traps several inches of sediment every year so there's plenty of it

The young act as apprentice builders learning the tricks of the trade