Tornado Stole My Tractor Lyrics

I was walking down the street

Saw a tractor right behind

Well my heart just skipped a beat

That baby caught my eye

She had headlights on the front

And backlights on the back

She just looked so gorgeous I swear

I nearly had a heart attack

Well I walked up to the owner

Asked him "How much will it be?"

That sucker gave her away

For a dollar fifty-three

So I drove my tractor home

Down the dirt road to the barn

I swore right then and there

I'd never let my tractor come to harm

That night I looked outside

Saw a storm come rollin' in

That whirlwind raced on by

Man, could that thing spin

Plowed through the cornfield,

Silo, barn, and sty

Then it sucked my tractor up

Right before my eyes

Tornado stole my tractor

(That fucking bitch)

Stole my goddamn tractor

(Probably left her in a ditch)

I been thinkin' bout it night and day

How that tornado took my tractor away

But maybe I'll get her back someday

Well I looked everywhere I could

I searched for her far and wide

But she was nowhere to be seen

So I fell to my knees and I started to cry

Tears streaming down my face

I looked up to the sky

I knew I couldn't live

Without my tractor by my side

So I walked on home

Down the dirt road to the barn

Cause life without my tractor

Is like a farmer without a farm

Tornado stole my tractor

(That fucking bitch)

Stole my goddamn tractor

(Probably left her in a ditch)

I been thinkin' bout it night and day

That twisted twister took my tractor away

But I'm gonna get her back someday

I walked for days on end

Just searching for a sign

'Till I found the storm I came for

Standin' high and wide

And in that moment

I knew what I had to do

I stared that twister down

And bid the world adieu

Tornado stole my tractor

(Now it stole me too)

Stole my goddamn tractor

(Into the heart of the storm I flew)

I been thinkin' bout it night and day

Since that tornado took my tractor away

I knew that I'd get her back someday

And though I never knew the time or place

I knew that we'd meet again

And in those final moments

As we soared towards the sky

At least I had my tractor by my side