Yoo-Hoo Lyrics

Working at my job at the Yoo-Hoo factory

The chocolate drink with sodium and vitamin D

I have to inspect the cans

Make sure that they look-a like the plans

The boss walk in and tell me that I need to get supplies

"Go into the back and get some sodium!" He cries

So I go into the back

To find the sodium we lack

Look around the closet, but no sodium I see

Nothing in the closet, so I guess I have to leave

Turn around–where is the door?

Seems like I'm falling through the floor

What is happening? I am not sure

I am in a yellow room with nothing but a couch

Not the kind of couch I would put inside my house

I sit bottom on the couch

Something bite me on the bottom YEOUCH

I go into another room, it's bigger than the first

The carpet's wet and moldy, but I need to quench my thirst

Drink the water from the ground

Louder and louder grows the sound

Corner of the room I see a dark and hidden space

Take a closer look at it, I think I see a face

Now it look me in the eyes

The shadow it grows in size

He tell me come closer for surprise

Yoo-Hoo

The shadow man he tells me that he has some sodium

The sodium is stored in this industrial drum

So I take it back to work

I am getting promotion for sure

Get back to the factory, my boss he look surprised (Ooauughhh???)

He falls onto the ground with teardrops in his eyes

"We all thought that you were gone,

We've been waiting here so long."

I asked how long it been since boss had seen me last

He looked me in the eyes and said that seven years have passed

Wow, that is quite a long time,

Guess I'll go back to production line

Glad I got the sodium on time

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(Cartoonish cacophony)