The Pflugerville Discrepancy Lyrics

Westward east of old McNeil

Walkin' 'bout his house upon a hill

Lived a man who shot to kill

He was the king of Pflugerville

Riding on his horse "Pink Slime"

Down to Pflugerville our hero flies

To face his foe of grit and grime

The king of Pflugerville must die

Shadow on the hill of dawn

Dust is restless gun is drawn

Eye to eye the fight is on

PART II:

The king assumed his throne

Not too long ago

But where he came from?

Not a soul could say

And he stayed upon his hill

Keepin' watchful eye on Pflugerville

He ruled with iron fist

Watchin' from the mist

But he'd always put on

A lyin' smile

And if you ever crossed him, well

No one ever lived to tell the tale

PART III:

[Instrumental]

PART IV:

Well, a shot rang out today

Dead a body laid

And a crown rolled to the ground all blood stained

One man stood above

Held the smoking gun

And a message for the people that he saved:

Let's paint the whole town pink

Let's paint the whole town pink

Let's paint the whole town pink

Let's paint the whole town pink

Let's paint the whole town pink

Let's paint the whole town pink

(Everybody now)

Let's paint the whole town pink (Let's paint the whole town pink)

Let's paint the whole town pink (Baby, paint the whole town pink, now)

Let's paint the whole town pink (Ooh, yeah)

(One more time, now)

Let's paint the whole town pink (Paint it, paint it, paint it, paint it pink)

Let's paint the whole town pink

Let's paint the whole town pink (Ooh, let's paint it pink, paint it pink, paint it, paint it pink, paint the whole– the whole town pink)