The Brown Note Ballad of Buster McBalls the Albanian Porta-Potty Gopher (Albanian Crapsody in E Minor) Lyrics

I awoke in a porta-potty

And inside this porta-potty, there was a urinal

And at this urinal, there was a gopher

And then I thought to myself,

"Porta-potties don't have urinals."

And then I thought to myself,

"Porta-potties don't have gophers.

They just have the hole and the plastic container

The plastic container that you shit into and has the shit where the shit goes."

But then I asked this gopher who he was

And he said

(One, two, three, four)

My father was a joker

My mother was a smoker

Met a real bad bloke

Called him the midnight toker

"Cold McDonald"

"[background talking]"

"Get on with it."

"Get on with it."

"We don't have all night"

Cold McDonald had a farm

Full of weed and dope

Had a foxy lady

She was hot as smoke

I'm Cold McDonald, I am very rich

I have lots of money, keep your hands off of my bitch

I am Cold McDonald, my heart is filled with greed

If you try to fuck my lady, I'll make your asshole bleed, woo!

Dear Rachel Slurs, I know you don't know me

But I think we'd be like, really good match and stuff

Like shit, I-I can make your feline animal cry until it went blind, you feel me

Nah, I'm playing, but, uh

Unless you into that shit, I mean, that's cool and all

Anyways you probably wondering about my dick and nipple size

Well, aha, they fun size, heheh, cause-cause they fun to play with, you feel

Ah, anyway, anyway, so you sign up for women empowerment club

And, shit, I-I think that's pretty, like, cool and shit

Like, I, I-I'm feminist sometimes too, y'know

Like we have similar hobbies, so, uh

I think you should give me a chance 'cause we connect like puzzle pieces

Anyway, uh, what you think about me stopping by your place later tonight?

I'm not bring condom, though

I think that shit kinda oppresses the genitalia that we dick folk carry

And, uh I don't-I don't stand for that kind of persecution, ya feel?

Also, I'm psychic, like I see the future, so, uh,

You're probably gonna say yes to this letter, so see you at 8

I am Cold McDonald, I own Rachel Slurs

I thought I told you once before to keep your hands off her

I am Cold McDonald, Buster don't you see?

You tried to fuck my lady, now your asshole's gonna bleed, woo!

Buster

Mate

What are you doing here

Ohhhh far out, really?

Are you-are you-are you fucking kidding me, I mean, it's-

It's like rule number 7, alright yeah, "You shall not commit adultery"

I, y'know, I don't think I could have that much clearer than I did, so

I apologize y'know if-if that wasn't clear to you somehow, but

Ugh, Buster

Mate, what ah-what are we gonna do with you?

(Balls)