MY BOY DAVE Lyrics

Man, this party sucks. I'm gonna call my boy Dave

Man, what a shitty situation

I'm stuck in this party like, what in Tarnation

So I'mma call my boy Dave into the station

And he'll gas up the room like an invasion

So I gave my boy a ring, he ain't know a thing

Promised him the money like cha-ching-a-ling

Yeah, kill him, Dave

Everybody running when I walk in the room

Smelling like I died and came out the tomb

I be so lonely, making out with a spoon

Smelling so bad, I think I need some perfume

Everybody running when I walk in the room

Smelling like I died and came out the tomb

I be so lonely, making out with a spoon

Smelling so bad, I think I need some perfume

Goddamn, the food here is atrocious

Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

Yeah, with my boy Dave, his stench is ferocious

All the people here are way too braggadocious

All these people built like plants, bitch, they andromonoecious

He smells so fucking bad

Yeah, that's me smelling my boy dave

Everybody running when I walk in the room

Smelling like I died and came out the tomb

I be so lonely, making out with a spoon

Smelling so bad, I think I need some perfume

Everybody running when I walk in the room

Smelling like I died and came out the tomb

I be so lonely, making out with a spoon

Smelling so bad, I think I need some perfume

God fucking damn

I'm Motherfucking Jesus, and I'm spitting on this track

Got a double barrel shotgun, gonna make that shit clack

Told my motherfucking Mary to bring that fat ass back