infant disstrack Lyrics

I FUCKING HATE BABIES!!

I hate infants, they make me want to die

They really make me mad, the way they sit and cry

When i see an infant, I pry them of anything that makes them happy

I have devoted a large portion of my life to making infants unhappy

You have a brain, but human thought is just not there

When I'm in Walmart, why'd you give me a stare?

I hope you wander into a forest and get mauled by a bear

But you're just an infant, that battle is not fair

I just killed and infant in my backyard

You should give it a try, It's really not that hard

I picked him up and punted him, like a football

Performing this action gave me no regrets at all

You are not old enough to lose your virginity

Imagine having no physical capability

Imagine not having any physical stability

Imagine losing to a pillow, that must be embarrassing

SHUT YO BITCH ASS UP!!

On the topic of babies, I hate them too!

Literally all they do is sit around and poo!

Fucking useless creatures

Fuck you!

I smoke a cigarrette and i use that bald spot as an ashtray

Babies come out naked, that's kind of gay

Fucked up in the crib, punching babies in the face!

You are so small, I could literally fit you in a vase

And then i throw you, out the window

Into oncoming traffic, where you are hit by an 14 wheeler going 80 miles an hour

If you weren't vaccinated, you would die from smelling a flower!

Fuck you, fuck you, bitch!

I've just really got an itch

To kill all the babies i see, in the ditch

I give them to a witch, and she puts them in a cauldron and stirred them with a big spoon

And makes a healing potion

I'm in the crib with Jeff Bezos, eating babies

One time it was really funny, so we fed them to a dog with rabies

Made him drink Febreeze

One time i broke their knees

Did you know, that if you throw a baby off of the empire state building

They will die immediately when they hit the ground?