Tribute to Jamie Oliver Lyrics

Someone offered to buy us for $1,000,000,000, but we said no

Let me tell you a story

Ok

So once, there was a guy called Jamie Oliver

He wasn't very popular, but he had a wife called Monica

We're saving up for Monaco, but a guy called Jesus busted in

I know it's kind of crazy, but you gotta believe me, it was him

The son of god himself had beef with a random chef

Dropped a diss track, and that guy doesn't even know what a treble clef is

Wearing high vis for some reason, I don't even know

Jesus snapped his fingers, and made the whole world snow

Then he kicked him in the nose

Where is this story going? I don't even know to be honest

Run that shit back, back to the part where he was honest

Never mind, dishonest, but he became deuterogamist

As in he remarried, after he was divorced

Married to a man named Clinton

Who the fuck made him gay?

JK Simmons clapped ass wrote this today

Are you fucking kidding me? I need higher pay

What do you mean I'm white? have you heard of Eminem?

Jamie Oliver gets fucked by 5 men on the next page

GOD DAMN IT!

Holy fuck, this is insufferable

I can't do this

This just in, JK Simmons fell down a well and can't get out

We got another writer

Fuck you JK Simmons, you're in a well and they won't find you

Jamie Oliver remarried with a woman called Miranda

I have a fucking speech impediment, that line was so hard to read

His wife Miranda really likes horses, so now he has a steed

Shout out to the Onceler that motherfucker made a Thnead

Jamie Oliver went to the gas station to buy weed

That got him fucked up, because it was evil weed

Now with that information, Jesus did heed

So he went to his crib, and he made him bleed

If you go to page 5, this is where the Battle of Jamie Oliver comes in

As far as we know, Jamie Oliver did not win

Like I don't know man, he might have just survived on a whim

It's me, fuckin' Jesus

I'm just playing

If you wanna fuck with Jesus, then you better get to praying

Or don't fuck with him, just stick to brick laying

Like, have you heard of a blind guy?

He made him see again with mud!

Like it's crazy

He had these like, disciples, and he had like, people that like

There was one guy that betrayed him, and it was

Oh sorry, I know, spoilers for the bible

I-, I won't