JOHN E. TEST Lyrics

I'm a scientist, name's John E. Test

Don't bother researching, you know I'm the best

Got no game, I am depressed

I'm smart, in stock I invest

I be like the Spongebob boat horn sound effect

Like the Titanic, I am wrecked

I haven't seen my child in days

The police say it's child neglect

Got something in the mail, I'm getting sued

I don't know about you, but I think that's pretty rude

Got rock solid proof, I think I'm screwed

Messed up, now my family on family feud

Name something you'd bring on a picnic

Pussy, Steve

Oh my god, he said pussy

All right, show me pussy

Got ADD, but I always pull up in my Ford Focus

I live in Babylon, can't handle all the locusts

People hate America, but why they say fuck us

I'm a masochist, pain makes me bust

Got a Minecraft bitch, she cannot handle my rush

Haven't rode my bike in a while, it has a lot of rust

I'm gonna pass this one to the evil scientist now

Yeah

Researching my chemicals, that is a must

Shawty wanna fuck, I said double it and give it to the next person

I go to church, call me Pope in my next sermon

Saw a fat kid, so I killed him and I took his eyes

Fucked up in the crib, ordering copious five guys

Bitches mad because I wake up to a cuckoo clock

If you're also mad, you can literally suck in my fat cock

Evil scientist, out

I'm evil, I'm also a scientist