These Undies Won't Stop Givin' Me Ball-Squeeze Lyrics

How do you do

Well, I'd sure be fine

If it weren't for these underwear of mine

They keep riding right up my butt crack

Tell my undies that I want my nuts back

And if you see some boxer briefs

Or any underwear that's as light as a breeze

They'd sure be better than these

These undies won't stop giving me ball squeeze

Deez Nuts are in a bunch

Eating tighty whiteys for their lunch

Oh Lord would you set me free

My scrotum screams don't ya tread on me

I'm stuck in the department store

Trying to pick my sack up off the floor

But my scrotum stretched some more

Yeah my undies won but who's keepin' score

Deez Nuts are in a bunch

Eating tighty whiteys for their lunch

Oh Lord would you set me free

My scrotum screams don't ya tread on deez

How do you do

Well, I'd sure be fine

If it weren't for these underwear of mine

They keep riding right up my butt crack

Tell my undies that I want my nuts back

And if you see some boxer briefs

Or any underwear that's as light as a breeze

They'd sure be better than these

These undies won't stop giving me ball squeeze

Deez Nuts are in a bunch

Eating tighty whiteys for their lunch

Oh Lord would you set me free

My scrotum screams don't ya tread on me