
Jar of Farts Lyrics
- Genre:Spoken Word
- Year of Release:2024
Lyrics
I took a fart, inside of a jar
Oh my God, what did I do
I sealed that smell in a jar
And opened it up just for you
God damn, it smells so bad
It must have been those nachos that I had
Oh hell, it really smells
When I fart in a jar, my farts always sell
I took a fart, inside of a jar
Oh my God, what did I do
I sealed that smell in a jar
And opened it up just for you
My lawyer said I'll be in strife
Selling unlicensed farts will get me life
I told my lawyer he could eat a dick
Then I opened up a jar and gave him a whiff
I took a fart, inside of a jar
Oh my God, what did I do
I sealed that smell in a jar
And opened it up just for you