Jackin' Whackin' Smackin' This Meat

Jackin' Whackin' Smackin' This Meat

Jackin' Whackin' Smackin' This Meat

Tryin' to pull my dong along with the beat

I was drivin' with my baby

That Radio played the Droopers

When I took a cheeky glance

As she danced those massive hooters

I said baby won't you take the wheel

In a four four time, I tugged on my deal

Jackin' Whackin' Smackin' This Happy Meal

Jackin' Whackin' Smackin' This Meat

Jackin' Whackin' Smackin' This Meat

Tryin' to pull my dong along with the beat

Went to visit your gramdma in the home

She was singing the gooner blues alone

Granny started rocking that saxophone

So I whacked and smacked it to those happy tones

Jackin' Whackin' Smackin' This Meat

Jackin' Whackin' Smackin' This Meat

Tryin' to pull my dong along with the beat

I'm right there under every snare

Pulling my dong like I just don't care

I'm right there under every snare

Pulling my dong like I just don't care