Can't Wipe My Ass Clean Lyrics
- Genre:Spoken Word
- Year of Release:2024
Lyrics
Painting my pants from the curry at dinner
Looks the same sprayin' out of my crack
The Good Lord has abandoned this sinner
For I just can't seem to clean up my act
I got these poop streaks
Between my butt cheeks
Dingle berries hiding
Cling ons residing
Poop stains on my jeans
Can't wipe my ass clean
Shine it up good but my ass still feels wet
A machete couldn't hack through these pubes
Like peanut butter stuck in a shag carpet
I gotta stop eating Indian food it's true
Used up all the wipes I had gotten
But it's a clean booty crack that I crave
I got dingle berries like Bin Laden
Hiding out in a hairy cave
I got these poop streaks
Between my butt cheeks
Dingle berries hiding
Cling ons residing
Poop stains on my jeans
Can't wipe my ass clean
Poop stains