My Dog Has Diarrhea Again Lyrics

I found a heavy stench

When I woke up from a goonin' nap

I felt my stomach wrench

My dog took an indoor crap

God Damn, Now I'm scrubbing with my hands

My dog has diarrhea again

That's when I thought it was over

But Lordy, Did I hear old Rover

Lapping it up with a slurp

My dog has got the squirts

Gagging on my knees while I'm cleaning it up

But I feel much worse for my doggy's butt

My neighbor is a jerk but I don't take it hard

I just fling the diarrhea back into his yard

That's when I thought it was over

But Lordy, Did I hear old Rover

Lapping it up with a slurp

My dog has got the squirts

My neighbor feeds my dog

Until he gets sick

Throwing sausage over the fence

Man what a dick

God Damn, Now I'm scrubbing with my hands

My dog has diarrhea again

That's when I thought it was over

But Lordy, Did I hear old Rover

Lapping it up with a slurp

My dog has got the squirts