Disc Golf Lyrics

I've been getting into disc golf lately

I've got a single frisbee I throw as hard as I can

Been talking 'bout disc golf lately

L-E-T-M-E, Let me T-E-L, Let Me Tell You

It's a Saturday morning and I just need some fresh air

So I am headin' on out and y'all can probably guess where

I'm going disc-golfing, ya, just huckin' shots with my pals

We're just putzin' around, we don't really know how

Step up to the tee, hit a tree

Hey no big deal, this game is FREE!

Been getting into disc golf lately

I've got a driver and a putter disc -- they're different

Been talking 'bout disc golf lately

L-E-T-M-E, Let me T-E-L, Let Me Tell You

I start each mornin' on the course, most days on my own

It's not a spectator sport while I work on my throws

But the joggers and dog walkers all stop to watch

As I recite the same chant every time that I toss

Double Bogey, Bogey, Par

Birdie, Eagle, Huck it Hard!

Been getting into disc golf lately

I've got a regulation basket installed in my backyard

Been talking 'bout disc golf lately

L-E-T-M-E, Let me T-E-L, Let Me Tell You

I've got a bag full of discs, they're worth a grand for the lot

But I'm prepared for whatever, whatever angle or shot

For any possible obstacle, I got just what I need

It's got a pocket for popsicles so I don't overheat

And all the kids on the course: they are distracting and cringy

And I'm rollin' my eyes when they call it a frisbee

They're hootin' and hollerin', all in good moods

But they'll never get sponsored with those attitudes

But wait

Why am I acting this way?

Did I hyper-fixate

Again?

Got in over my head

Oh all that money I spent

On

Frisbees

I get so obsessed I lose track of reality

I need someone else to just spell it all out for me

Don't make your hobbies your whole personality

Next time I'll ease in and try to play casually

L-E-T-M-E, Let me T-E-L, Let Me Tell You

Anyways

Been getting into board games lately