Platonic Best Friend Lyrics

Hello my platonic best friend

I'm sending you this note

A long shot and a large confession

They say it's crazy but I don't

know how to tell you,

I've dropped some subtle hints

But we're close-knit like our clothes fit

So nit-pick one up like this

I love you best friend, my best friend

Unless you don't love me

Then I just sent the wrong link

I got big dumb thumbs and

I'd never send this to my best friend

Hello my platonic best friend

Let's take this nice and slow

I'm second-guessin' this confession but I reckon

That I'm better with a "no" than "you should've said" so

Let's put our hands together

And we'll drop this whole façade

Cause I just want us to be closer

Than the 2 p's in applaud

I love you best friend, my best friend

I had to let you know

By letting this guy do it for me

It's either real or a really really really good inside joke

Between best friends

We are platonic but I wanna be the opposite, it seems

I've gotten caught up by the promise of this opportunity and

I just wanted to acknowledge all the options at our feet

And I don't wanna hide my noggin' like an ostrich on the beach

Cause on the microscopic odds that you respond I wanna see

You spin the bottle, watch it wobble, have it stop, and point at me

I am fond of talkin' to ya, it's ironic that I need

A melodic middleman to monologue this all for me

But just as Washington was honored just for choppin' down a tree

A policy is flawed if it's not one of honesty

It's a lotta pills to swallow, here's some water if you need

You can wash away the offer but this song is coming clean

YEAH

I love you best friend, my best friend

It's such a simple sentence

That's sent just to mess with

Our heads and with our friendship

Don't stress I'm just messin'

Unless you're interested

In the next step or progressin',

I'm hedging all my bets on this old tune

But my platonic best friend... I love you

Yeah, my platonic best friend... I love you