Robbin' a Bank Lyrics

You say you're sick of fighting / the crashing lack of passion /

The fact we act so unattached - Relax, I'm having none of that

You look fantastic / at me, I hatch a plan, romantically

For saving/recapturing the passion we had back when we

Had half the cash and matching dreams, so pack the masks and make it seem

Like this transaction's happening, when fact is this is actually:

This is a stick-up, put the money in the bag

I'm banking on a better plan to hit me any day

I'll take you on a date, split everything we take

So put on your best dress, babe... we're robbin' a bank!

Let's recruit a crop of criminals, a crew to pull this off

Like a crudité of crime, we need variety to spice it up

But an acrobat can't bend this story back where it began

And all the hackers on the planet cannot patch us up again

We can do this, just the two of us, let's run the classic plan

I'll be the distraction and they'll never catch your sleight-of-hand

This is a stick-up, put the money in the bag

I'm banking on a better plan to hit me any day

I'll take you on a date, split everything we take

So put on your high heels, babe... we're robbin' a bank!

You say you'll rob a bank with me if I'll go to church with you

So I sat through all the hymns in my best shirt and shiny shoes

But a deal's a deal so you took the wheel and we headed to our mark

You told me to lay low and keep my head down in the car

You were silent on the drive, it only hit me when we stopped

You had driven us right back to church, Oh God this was a double-cross!

This is a hiccup, guess you're gonna make me beg

I imagined this finale going off a different way

Not the 50/50 split I had pictured in my brain

Cause I would give up all the money in the bag

All the diamonds in the vault and all the problems that we make

For a happy-ever-after-heist to make it all okay

So for old-time sake, what do you say?

Are we robbin' a bank?