Coward Lyrics

My honey thinks I'm a coward

My darling thinks I'm a dud

My sweetheart swears I'm a bit too meek

My lover doubts I'm a fighter

My sugar is sure I am neither

My baby doll sprinkle-butt thinks I'm weak

So you say to me: Why can't you be

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Fighting petty thieves behind the Wendy's

thwarting robberies, defending all the cowards too afraid to be

Bug Hunter

A vigilante and a fighter, pulling grannies out of fires

Though his spandex is too tight we love Bug Hunter

You can run, you can hide, can you change my mind?

My honey thinks I'm a coward

that I have no superpowers

that I'm just the average Sloppy Joe

So you say: no, I'll give you some credit, you do seem athletic

When you run/jump/leap from the scene and exit

You might be prophetic, at least telepathetic

So I'm thinking of a hero, no need to guess it

It might sting but let it, I'd be yours if you'd be a bit

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When the skateboard park collapsed

Guess who dressed up in his mask,

With 20 grannies on his back, that's right

Bug Hunter... whereas you were not around

You disappeared when it went down,

I found your clothes thrown on the ground

Why were you naked?

Forget it

You can run, you can hide, can you change? My mind's made up

You can run, you can hide, can you change a mind made up?

But Do you wonder why there's so much spandex in my laundry when you wash it?

(Please stop putting it in the dryer)

And when I missed your birthday

Did you catch the news that night 'cause if you'd watched it

You'd note the lack of grannies dyin' on your birthday

And do you ever wonder why the Honey Bee kidnaps you every weekend?

Forcing me (I mean Bug Hunter) to come save you?

And you never say thank you! (or see us in the same room)

My honey thinks I'm a coward

Eyes closed and all set to judge

I can run, I can hide, I can't change -- your mind's made up

So go ahead and call me a coward

The truth hurts; a lie never does

I'd rather fight crime than your mind when your mind's made up