Pigs In Slippers Lyrics

I saw a rat on the pavement

And wanted to pick it up

But it was dead when i looked closer

Spilling out it's guts

A bird probably dropped him

And who should I fear for

This rat whose torso is twisted

Or the seagulls family of four

Oh I am not quite sure

I feel bad for them all

Let the rat die to let those baby seagulls be alive

I flattened a rodent

To get here on time

And they put lipstick on a badger

So they knew that your skin would be fine

What a pretty looking badger

Is what the scientists said

Then they'll take that pretty thing out back

And shoot him in the head

Oh I don't know what the badger said

His last words before he was dead

Let me be alive let me beee alive

I can tie my laces so there you go that's one difference

And I would say that we wear clothes but I have seen a pig in slippers

I guess they can't talk but that just because their throat is weird

If I had a weird neck would you put in a field and have me sheared

I am sure you wouldn't because my face looks like yours

But maybe you will if I keep talking you look bored

Look I just think we don't think and if we don't think I think

That we are headed somewhere bad oh we're headed to the brink

And I don't want to be dead

Yes thats what the badger said

Let us stay alive let us stay alive

The fireworks scare the birdies

And make them fly the nest

But it's too dark to see

But they have to escape none the less

With a tree they collide

Turn into a red stain

But It doesn't make us feel too bad

Because the sky is aflame

Let those little birds die

Drop right out the sky

At least I'm alive at least I'm alive