Getting Lost For Christmas Lyrics

It's December and I've not changed my pants in a week

Oh it's dark outside

And we've got a party coming up but I feel so bleak

If I disappeared would anyone mind

Oh would anyone mind if I went missing for Christmas

Oh would it bother you if I found a way to get lost

I've got so much to do and I'm asleep by 4pm

I've not bought any presents

And I've not got stamps for the letters I want to send

Oh my loved ones are going to resent

Me for not consuming tat on their behalf

Oh that date is looming and I've got to be getting off

Cos I'm getting lost for Christmas baby I'm nowhere to be found

I'm gonna find a hole somewhere Somewhere in the ground

And I will put the soil back on top of my freezing body

Just to avoid all the eggnog Fuck off with your jolly

Maybe for Christmas someone will get me the gift

Of not being such a Debbie Downer

But for all of the Christmases I've ever lived

I've been a right arsehole

Oh maybe I just need to fall in love They might save me but will it be enough

Or maybe she'll dump me on Christmas Eve And then I'll only miss her

I guess if this Christmas she chooses to leave

Next year I'll give my heart to someone better

Or I could just

Find a big old field

Lie there till I rust

Would anyone look at me weird?

Cos I'm getting lost for Christmas baby

I'm nowhere to be found

I'm gonna find a hole somewhere

I guess somewhere in the ground And I will put the soil back on top of my freezing body

Just to avoid all the eggnog

Fuck off with your jolly

Wake up down the stairs Let's have a look at all that Santa's brought

us

A sack full of piss and a stocking full of crap and all the world rejoices

Wake up down the stairs what a surprise Santa's brought you nothing not because he forgot about you He just thinks you're ugly

Oh I'm getting lost for Christmas baby I'm nowhere to be found

I'm gonna find a hole somewhere I guess somewhere in the ground

And I will put the soil back on top of my freezing body

Just to avoid all the eggnog

I'm getting lost for Christmas baby

I'm nowhere to be found

I'm gonna find a hole somewhere

I guess somewhere in the ground And I will put the soil back on top of my

freezing body Just to avoid all the eggnog

Fuck off with your jolly