I'm Going To Start Eating Dogs Lyrics

I'm going to start eating dogs

Eat a couple of their limbs

I'm gonna start eating dogs

I want a bucket of deep fried dog wings

I could never touch a pig

They're too cute and too pink

But i could start eating dogs

I'm gonna start milking cats

And make products from the dairy

I have to start milking cats

I could never give up cat cheese

I could never touch a cow

They're just too friendly

Oh how do you milk them

I'm gonna kill your pet dog

Slit it's throat or something

Im gonna kill your pet dog

Don't worry, first I will stun it

And then I'll pop it in a sandwich

With some coleslaw

Yum yum yum

Oh yeah I'm gonna kill your dog and eat it

Let's start this tradition

I'm gonna force impregnate a fluffy bunny rabbit

The sort that you put in a hutch

I'm gonna eat the periods of the rabbits for breakfast

And kill all the boys I don't need them as much

I'm gonna force impregnate your pet cat

And milk till it's dry

And I'll tell you I want to put it in my coffee

If you ask for a reason why

Oh I'm gonna kill your pet dog

Oh I'm gonna kill your pet dog

Oh I'm gonna kill your pet dog

Oh I'm gonna kill your pet dog