Junk Punter Lyrics

This song is dedicated

To that special feeling you get

When you run up to a stranger

And kick him

Square in the balls

Give your testicles a swift kick

BAM! Yeah, right in the nuts

I hope that ain't what you look like when you fuck

Eyelids shut, mouth hole wide open

Surprise junk kicks can be so mind blowing

Like chugging down a slurpy

And getting the brain freeze

Every time you get your dangle piece

And your brains kneed

You say please Lord

Make the pain stop

Why'd you have a stranger come and kick me in my cock

I'm a bitch

I won't pretend to be forceful

I tend to resort to

The preemptive abortion

No child support, can't be mad at that

So what the pain nags, you still have a sack

Your testies went up, gave your stomach a visit

Now your future kids are in a fucked up position

Listen to the laughter of the crowd who you hate

Ya tried to block your balls with your hand but it's too late

Ha ha

That's right, looks like it hurt, don't it

Right in the fucking balls

Ooooo

Give your testicles a swift kick

So whatcha want want

How you wanna act

So whatcha whatcha want

How you wanna act

So whatcha want want

How you wanna act

So whatcha whatcha want

Give your testicles a swift kick

So whatcha want want

How you wanna act

So whatcha whatcha want

How you wanna act

So whatcha want want

How you wanna act

So whatcha whatcha want

Give your testicles a swift kick

BLOA! Whatcha want motherfucker

Type is one bad sucker kick junk punter

As soon as I discovered how to really end a fight

Is to kick 'em in their purple headed demon's one eye I

Never did stop putting my foot to cock

Tip of the toe to a crotch feels so top notch

Looking at me now and you'll see me smile

Gravity is heavy with your testies defiled

You weren't getting pussy so you had the blue balls

Now the only difference is they're black and blue balls

Whose fault? Well, I don't know

That's like rappers telling women they should keep their legs closed

Tugging on your clothes while you're hugging on your privates

Stop, drop and roll like you been set on fire

There's nothing you can do to control your fate

I got you red in your face

And guess what - it's too late

Ha ha ha

I'm running off cause I just kicked you in the balls

I ain't catching an ass whooping for that man

I'm out! Have fun with that one bitch

Give your testicles a swift kick

So whatcha want want

How you wanna act

So whatcha whatcha want

How you wanna act

So whatcha want want

How you wanna act

So whatcha whatcha want

Give your testicles a swift kick

So whatcha want want

How you wanna act

So whatcha whatcha want

How you wanna act

So whatcha want want

How you wanna act

So whatcha whatcha want

Give your testicles a swift kick

And it sounds like that

Type just came on a sneak attack

I crept up on ya when you turned your back

Steel toe boots to your harry beanbag

See that's just a lesson in life

Always keep guard of the left and the rights

All's fair in a fight

And isn't it scary

No rules against kicking dudes in their twig and berries

Barely breathing

You're pale as a ghost would be

Angry with me for impaling male ovaries

I put my Jordans to your sensitive organs

Don't be mad, I'm preventing an orphan

You'll never get a wife as damaged man

No lady wants a Daddy if he can't be a dad

So listen to this track when you masturbate

Cause the day will come

Then you won't, cause it's too late

Ha ha ha

Yes! They call me Type

Because I'm that type of douchebag

That will kick you in the balls if you fuck with me

Give your testicles a swift kick

So whatcha want want

How you wanna act

So whatcha whatcha want

How you wanna act

So whatcha want want

How you wanna act

So whatcha whatcha want

Give your testicles a swift kick

So whatcha want want

How you wanna act

So whatcha whatcha want

How you wanna act

So whatcha want want

How you wanna act

So whatcha whatcha want

Give your testicles a swift kick

I like kicking people in the balls