Big Limpin' ft. Pen Pointz Lyrics

This song is dedicated

To every girl I ever dated

That I couldn't get it up for

Which is...every girl I ever dated

Shit! I can't get it up

Which means I can't get it in

I'm not gonna fuck

I'm all outta luck

So I'm using both hands

Trying to muster up my stiffy

Get me feeling like a man again

Instead of like a mannequin

Ken doll package

With mental damage

Bent dong backwards

I swear my last words

Were one last shot

Now I blame that shot

For my lame ass cock

Limp as a wrist on a little bitch

Shaking the hand of his girlfriend's dad

What a twist

She was calling me that

Now she ain't calling me back

All in my head

Blue balls in my sack

Tried giving me head

She said what's wrong

You don't wanna have sex

Am I doing it wrong

Don't you think that I'm sexy

Or is it you'll regret it

If you can't stay hard

That means I'm not special

I fall, I fall

But I'll rise again

Only time makes a frown a grin

I stall, I stall

Just to buy me time

I wanna do it but I'm not in prime

It's all, it's all

Inside my head

I hope she's not gonna tell her friends

That's one thing in life that really sucks

When you're horny as hell but still can't get it up

The Dickle Whiskey gave me the whiskey dickle

Now it's crinkled up like a thumb with precum drizzle

I watch it dribble as I hear her giggle

Touching my thimble and feeling so pitiful

She could get it too

That's what I said in text

But when we hit the bed

I didn't give her sex

Instead - I gave a couple excuses

Of why my dick's useless

Tried to fix it with movement

Friction, then a little bit of spit

Put on some porn

And she watched me cry a bit

Why 's it so hard to stay so hard

It's like oh Lord, I got a dull sword

And I'm just tryna cut

That's why I'm up in the cut

Looking at butts

While I'm rubbing my nuts

I think I need a shrink

Cause when I have a drink

My thing tends to shrink

Like my pen's outta ink

I fall, I fall

But I'll rise again

Only time makes a frown a grin

I stall, I stall

Just to buy me time

I wanna do it but I'm not in prime

It's all, it's all

Inside my head

I hope she's not gonna tell her friends

That's one thing in life that really sucks

When you're horny as hell but still can't get it up

If I have ta take Viagra

To make my sex life not a sad one

Then I'll grab some, try Cialis

Give my beam just a little more balance

If I have ta take Viagra

To make my sex life not a sad one

Then I'll grab some, try Cialis

Give my beam just a little more balance

I fall, I fall

But I'll rise again

Only time makes a frown a grin

I stall, I stall

Just to buy me time

I wanna do it but I'm not in prime

It's all, it's all

Inside my head

I hope she's not gonna tell her friends

That's one thing in life that really sucks

When you're horny as hell but still can't get it up

I fall, I fall

Got the women splittin'

They can't get with my iffy stiffy

I fall, I fall

I'm the white Jay-Z

Hit song is Big Limpin'

I fall, I fall

Now I feel like a wimp

Just a fucked up cuck and a simp

I fall, I fall

Like a child or something

Suck my dick erectile dysfunction