SH!T Lyrics

Ah shit, that's that shit

He's the shit, you hear that shit

Holy shit, that's my shit

I don't give shit man, I gotta

Ah shit, that's that shit

He's the shit, you hear that shit

Holy shit, that's my shit

I don't give shit man, I gotta

Just the other day I went to take a deuce

Take a deuce

And not your normal number two

Number two

Cause when I went it came out as some runny poo

Now I wonder who has the Pepto to keep me comfortable

I have a troubled butt

It was a double flush

Like what the fuck was up inside my crumbled gut

The doctor thumbed my butt

To take a stool sample

He said the doo was ample

All I had to do was answer

A few questions

What I ate

Who I date

If I ain't fucking dudes was I raped

Bloody ass

I can't debate there was plasm in my gaped hole

But my palette doesn't take paint from gay pole

So my challenge is to balance all the alcohol

With vegetables and healthy food so I can cut cholesterol

Best of all

When I thought of this voyage

I had to get home so I could unclog the toilet

Ah shit, that's that shit

He's the shit, you hear that shit

Holy shit, that's my shit

I don't give shit man, I gotta

Ah shit, that's that shit

He's the shit, you hear that shit

Holy shit, that's my shit

I don't give shit man, I gotta

Danger

I got a dangler

The kind that hangs from your ass hair and makes the moment stranger

Like the ghost one

When you know you're done

But there ain't nothing there when you wipe your bum

One time, I had a mudslide

The meat pie kind with the corn pieces inside

The weight watcher type, when it shoots down

You feel as though you might've just lost a couple pounds

There's the explosive, excessively noisy

Blow up the toilet while you're plugging your nose shit

And the Lincoln Log

The kind that's so big

You have to break into pieces just to flush it

And the gooey shit

You have to bite your lip

And wipe about a hundred times to rid the sight of it

I popped a vein in my forehead to squeeze it out

But when I flushed

That little floater piece stuck around

Ah shit, that's that shit

He's the shit, you hear that shit

Holy shit, that's my shit

I don't give shit man, I gotta

Ah shit, that's that shit

He's the shit, you hear that shit

Holy shit, that's my shit

I don't give shit man, I gotta