Whoopee Cushion ft. Pen Pointz Lyrics

Who farted? For real! Somebody ripped one

By the sound of it, ya need to take a shit son

Maybe not just one, but all the shits

I can tell from the echo which stall you're in

Probly pooed on your balls with that forcible gas

Last night's jalapeño painfully torn from your ass

This too shall pass! It might even clog

This pipe ain't strong enough to hold that kind of log

I'm piping your mom as I'm typing this song

While ya shart in your thong speckle striping your dong

Can we all get along? That toilet took a beating

Worse than Rodney go it from those cops just for speeding

Peeling paint up off the ceiling, flappy butt cheeks a squealing

Can't blame the whoopie cushion, I know it's a real one

Your colon couldn't stop a sentence, much less a doctor's finger

Latex on his index now belt out like an opera singer

Yo bro! I gotta go shit

Whatever this is, it will have to be quick

Damn man, I need to take a crap

Just letting ya know! Better make this fast

Woowee! It's time to poopie

Make room while I make room, excuse me

I'm the number one at making number two

Top dog to drop logs! Who the fuck are you

A ninja fart! Silent but deadly

Sounding off the butt trumpet's most violent medley

Pelting a machine gun of Cocoa Pebbles

Intensely out your intestinal hole like Jell-o

Hello diarrhea, goodbye tile floor

Taxing your ass, whadya file for

You need to smile more, try laughing at this

It's impossible to crap without taking a piss

And what's the difference between pee n poo

One you sip and one you chew

I gotta do what I gotta do when I gotta take a doo doo

Poopy caca poo poo

Exploding out my wazoo like ground beef tacos

Found corn floating in the bowl like it was Waldo

The thunda rumbles from my bunda

Making stinky bubbles

Having more troubles than the

Two girls one cup gals

Yo bro! I gotta go shit

Whatever this is, it will have to be quick

Damn man, I need to take a crap

Just letting ya know! Better make this fast

Woowee! It's time to poopie

Make room while I make room, excuse me

I'm the number one at making number two

Top dog to drop logs! Who the fuck are you

Say do that shit! Do that shit! Do it

Do that shit! Do that shit! Do it

Say do that shit! Do that shit! Do it

Do that shit! Do that shit! Do it

The rap revolution is a bowel movement

The rap revolution is a bowel movement

The rap revolution is a bowel movement

I'm the shit motherfuckers! I'm the shit like this here