Man Crush (No Homo) Lyrics

I think I have a man crush

Yup

No homo

I met a cool guy and I wanna get to know him

He's got the rugged good looks of Brad Pitt

With a little bit of George Clooney added in the mix

He's the shit

Everything he does is legit

He can take long bong rips, graph write or kickflip

You should see his bitch

Double D tits

Waist twenty-eight inch with the thirty-six hips

If I could live

Just one day in his shoes

I would give up the fun of weed, ya and booze

I would choose

Him over any pal that I have right now

Even over any gal

That I ever might fuck

Cause he pulls more ass

Than the underwear drawer

That Michael Moore has

There's no doubt, man

He's the best

If I get the chance

We'll be BFFs

After waiting all this time

Wishing he would just be mine

Man crush if he doesn't know

Just how I much I love him so

No homo

After waiting all this time

Wishing he would just be mine

Man crush if he doesn't know

Just how I much I love him so

No homo

What's up with that saying no homo

I hang out with dudes for free

Pro bono

If your girlfriend has gotcha depressed

Nothing heals the pain like a sausage fest

It's the best

When we get numb from laughter

Playing last one to cum has to eat the cracker

For real, the gay jokes are not so cool

Put a pillow on your crotch

Play some pocket pool

Let's pop some Viagra

And sport some sweatpants

George Michael's on

That's my song

Let's dance

There's no change

It would ever be awkward

In a threesome if we happened to cross swords

As long as straight porn is on the TV

We could jerk off and it wouldn't be sleazy

Just the tip game

Give it a whirl

It's not even gay

If I pretend you're a girl

After waiting all this time

Wishing he would just be mine

Man crush if he doesn't know

Just how I much I love him so

No homo

After waiting all this time

Wishing he would just be mine

Man crush if he doesn't know

Just how I much I love him so

No homo