Pornstar Lyrics

Do you wonder how they make

Dirty raunchy porn

Do you ever wanna make

Dirty raunchy porn

Are you horny

Are you lonely

Do you like it like it

Nasty

Nasty

Nasty

Nasty

Come on honey don't you wanna get naked and

Fuck fuck fuck fuck

Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

I wanna be a pornstar

Like the 70s kind

Hit pause on the tape

Now I'm pressing rewind

To a time of the mullet and the mustache

Wooly bully nutsacks

And it doesn't matter if you bust fast

I trust that

You lust after lush assholes

Tossed salads and tushy casseroles

Two birds in the hand

Sticking one in the bush

When you cum it's a ton of fun to push

Gushing geysers of protein piles

Hitting kitten so hard that her pussy smiles

On mission for missionary positions

Getting scary vision of sweaty hairy flesh pumping pistons

God damn

I'm beefy and all man

Sitting in a sun bed and keeping my balls tan

I got a fluffer and she's getting me ready, see

This is pre-Viagra days

Welcome to the 70s

Do you wonder how they make

Dirty raunchy porn

Do you ever wanna make

Dirty raunchy porn

Are you horny

Are you lonely

Do you like it like it

Nasty

Nasty

Nasty

Nasty

Come on honey don't you wanna get naked and

Fuck fuck fuck fuck

Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

This is from an era of funk music and cheap coke

Scandals exposed by the lungs of Deep Throat

Linda Lovelace in a gun chase

Doing it one take

Honey, can you tell me how my cum tastes

My dumb face is a product of an oh oh oh

Here it goes mushroom tip explode

On the tip of your nose as getting to know

How lovely it is to make love for money

So fuck it

I'm getting butt naked in public

Now get your butt naked

So I can lube it and fuck it

About face

So your face gets a facial

This is long before the days of interracial

The internet was bigger than a whole fucking building

Never were they filming have sex with children

Horniness was rampant

And sex was the remedy

Cocaine orgies, welcome to the 70s

Do you wonder how they make

Dirty raunchy porn

Do you ever wanna make

Dirty raunchy porn

Are you horny

Are you lonely

Do you like it like it

Nasty

Nasty

Nasty

Nasty

Come on honey don't you wanna get naked and

Fuck fuck fuck fuck

Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck