12 Steps (Skit) Lyrics

Hey everybody

I'm Chris

I'm an alcoholic

Hi Chris

I uh, I just got out of the hospital a few days ago for alcohol withdrawals

And, an overdose on diphenhydramine

Which is basically Benadryl, uh

I don't know if any of you guys have experience but

I'm sure you're aware of how nasty alcohol withdrawals can be

So, it was a pretty rough night I'm sure you can imagine, um

The doctors said that, you know my, my liver's in bad shape

They said I am pre-diabetic

And that my next drink, or next candy bar could uh

Could be a life sentence on both counts

I uh, I have a bachelor party coming up this weekend

That'll probably be my last ride as far as alcohol goes, uh

I know it's probably not the smartest to schedule my last beer

You know why not just quit now but

I don't particularly wanna leave on that bad note so

I don't know what lies ahead of me but

I think I'm ready

If you uh, if you all don't mind

I'd like to share exactly where I've been

So that when I update you guys

When my album is out

You can uh, you can see how far I've come

Thank you

I'm like where did all my chips go

I guess I went all in

And why is my knee so skinned up

I don't remember falling

Text from my ex (I won't pick up)

I don't remember calling

I see an unfamiliar bottle, hollow, blood on the brim

I gotta get my shit together

They used to say I was clever

Now I wake up every morning feeling under the weather

I'm fucking my head up

It's 4 and I'm hungover as hell

I never look in the mirror

Who I'd see, I'd fucking resent him

I'm literally putting shots in my veins

My health at an all time low

Least I forgot all the pain

And plus I like being drunk

It's like I'm playing a game

Cause when I'm under the influence I can shift all the blame

I black out texted my side bitch and even pissed off my main

My mama text me she like

Christopher hey, you think this shit is okay

Your grandfather and uncle withered away

Fuck with your liver, you'll rekindle the flame

Put it away

I'm like where did all my chips go

I guess I went all in

Thank you