FAT CLUB Lyrics

Everybody in the fat club look at me like what's up

I don't fucking know you dawg

Always looking for a dap up

Cause we're both fat fucks

Better get some produce dawg

Everybody in the fat club look at me like what's up

Like we got our own jeep wave

Always looking for a dap up

Cause we're both fat fucks

Let me blubber up in peace, dang

So I roll up to the club looking for the VIP

Cause my roommate's coworker manages the deej

And I'm looking fresh as hell

Shoes still aren't creased

Then why'd you wear 'em to the club

Fair point, but let me be

So I'm looking at the peasants waiting long, paying fees

Not knowing where I'm going so I flag security

And I stumble to a dude, 350 6'3

Got a name tag on sayin

Hi my name is G

And I'm asking him to show me to the guest list

He's so big, don't know where his fucking neck is

He's probably looking at me and thinking the same thing

We got the same stats

We eat the same things

So he tells me where to go

I start heading for the door

He says hold on wait a minute

I think he thinks I'm a dork

Then he subtle let me know he's a friend of the forks

Asked if my jacket's member's only

Said I'm not sure

Normally this where the hook goes, but I ain't done

Cause I didn't know what a members only jacket was

But he complimented anyways and slapped me on the butt like

Thanks for showing how us big boys get it done

Everybody in the fat club look at me like what's up

I don't fucking know you dawg

Always looking for a dap up

Cause we're both fat fucks

Better get some produce dawg

Everybody in the fat club look at me like what's up

Like we got our own jeep wave

Always looking for a dap up

Cause we're both fat fucks

Let me blubber up in peace, dang

Then I'm chilling on the dance floor getting off some moves

Hit the Soulja Boy once and everybody started losing it

They ain't seen a man this nimble since the dude

Got a rib removed so he could suck himself like a Hoover

I'm grooving

I even hit the nae nae for the memes

Dropped it low for half a second 'til I almost ripped my jeans

And I see another husky man walking up to me

He said damn another big dude showing up the scene

Why the fuck you think we're friends

Cause we lack the self control

To eat a fucking Caesar salad instead of a cream cannoli

I don't know you like that Mr. Friendly Jelly Rolls

This is not some kinda club

We are not some kinda bros

And I'm not a fatphobe

This is not no body shaming

Just because I don't like being approached because of my weight

That's why I been tryna lose it or I'll lose it on the daily

So don't do no 180 when I make it to 180

Everybody in the fat club look at me like what's up

I don't fucking know you dawg

Always looking for a dap up

Cause we're both fat fucks

Better get some produce dawg

Everybody in the fat club look at me like what's up

Like we got our own jeep wave

Always looking for a dap up

Cause we're both fat fucks

Let me blubber up in peace, dang

Take a fucking hint