99 Trampolines Lyrics

Many years ago, I saw a trampoline wizard

I shook my fist and yelled "Get this trampoline off my lawn"

The wizard turned and screamed at me

One million years of trampolines

He's put a curse upon my knees

To bounce on all the trampolines

99 trampolines, in my house, all for me

99 trampolines, in my house for eternity

Put them on a rollercoaster, and see what happens

Put them in a bouncy castle, bounce on them with a beach ball

Put them in a haunted house, and see how long they last

Put them in a swimming pool, and wait for them to pop

Try to bounce on the trampolines with a giant pair of stilts

Paint a face on the trampoline, pretend that it's a monster

99 trampolines, in my house, all for me

99 trampolines, in my house for eternity

Help me, the trampolines are after me

Spare me, they're going to eat my legs and knees

Save me! I'm trying to read my newspaper

Free me, I don't wanna die!