The Tarp Trapeze Lyrics

Everyone around the globe

Gathering to see the show

You can read it in the papers

The big event, you have to go

One by one, take your seat

This performance will be a treat

The lights go out; room fills with smoke

Don't look away; this is no joke

Dr. L is swinging through the circus

Dr. L is swinging down the street

Tarp trapeze, tarp trapeze

Oh, tarp trapeze, give me that please

No-one could believe their eyes

Dr. L is in the zone

It's so amazing, hear the cries

Get the camera; grab your phone

You will never want to go home

He'll never cease to entertain

He puts all other shows to shame

Dr. L is swinging through the circus

Dr. L is swinging down the street

Tarp trapeze, tarp trapeze

Please, someone let me out

I pray, but what will it amount

I'm trapped inside the tarp trapeze

So weak I'm dropping to my knees

He shrunk me down, no reason why

Now he's led everyone here to die

Dr. L is burning down the circus

Dr. L has got them in his grasp now

Tarp trapeze, tarp trapeze

Dr. L is burning down the circus

Dr. L is leaving no survivors