A Dr. L Christmas Lyrics

Santa

Riding on his sleigh

Reindeers flying through the snow

By the fire in bed I lay, it's Christmas Day

Santa is dead and everyone's crying

But I'm smiling, snow turns red as he's dying

Dr. L obliterates him with a missile

He steals his hat and he's your Santa now

Dr. L, Dr. L is your Christmas now

Everybody gather round, take a seat, this is how

Dr. L was sitting down one say, he said "Hey"

What if I took Santa away?

Make the reindeers and the elves my slaves

All the kids around the globe will dread this day

He grabbed the rockets, grabbed the grenades

Santa gave him coal, he was gonna pay

He made his coal into a bomb

Santa got knocked right off his sleigh

He fell from the sky, followed by his hat

He landed in the snow with a giant splat

Doctor

L

Christmas

Is his

Dr. L, Dr. L has taken over now

Reindeers dropping bombs from the sky

Dropping them on top of all of the cows

Hey, yeah yeah yeah

All the elves, all the elves are killing people now

Dr. L enslaved them as hitmen

Now they're coming so you better not breathe

Hey, yeah yeah yeah

Christmas is gone forever