Eggy Lyrics

I woke up feeling angry today

I'm gonna hit you with a shovel and I'm gonna say yay

(When I open a ketchup bottle and the dried crusty bit falls into my food)

I'm enraged

I am fuming

I am raging

I am seething

People chew with ther mouth open

I am grumpy

I am cranky

I am irate

Wipe your piss off of the floor now

Disappointment, that is us

I woke up feeling angry tomorrow

Gonna punch you in the face with a rotten avocado

(When everybody is waiting patiently in line to the exit or on-ramp to the highway)

(Then some chud comes rolling in and inserts himself snugly

In the front portion of the line)

Chud

I am waspish

I am stroppy

I am eggy

People chew with ther mouth open

I am crabby

I am waxy

I am cross

People standing in a walkway

Stop standing, sit down please

When people leave the door open

I know it's literally just 3 steps from my chair to close it but dammit

How mad I get when people enter my room or my office

Ask me something and then leave the mf door open

I am so mad just shut it or I will shut your head in an oven door

I'll hate you forever if you leave it open even once

I want you to die