Charlie Sheen Lyrics

Last nigh I took two shots of toilet duck

What the fuck

Also snorted up a line of ants

My brains dead

Buckle up

Its just warm up

Like the ice caps

I meld down

Keep your head down

When I come around

Hide your girl, your mom, your granny

Even daddy falls into my spectrum

If they have a real nice rectum

Protect them

From me

Hide or I'll get them

Don't you forget that

"Yap yap" everybody tells me to clean up my act

Hell, the only thing I cleaned up is my rack of prozac

But I still

Have more pro's than con's

More gold than bronze

More coin than guns

Bought a guy for fun

Just to mow my lawn

Wait, did this even make some sense

No, I don't even give two cents

Or shits or piss or cunts

So hard

I never even learned english

Say what you want about pedophiles, but at least they drive around the school zones slower

See? Everything has a silver lining

'Cept my coffin, it has gold and diamond

And I had them make extra large

With built in XLR's

With speakers that made my head fall off

My cemetery will need extra guards

Cause when I come back as a zombie

Killing me is gonna be extra hard

Cause I came with some extra bars

You can always talk about me

Say what you want to say about me

I live my life how I do, try to drown me

I'm still more honest than you, come and bite me

So I live just like Charlie Sheen

Drink like Charlie Sheen

Party like Charlie Sheen

Judge me like Charlie Sheen

At least I'm honest like Chalie Sheen

Shots fired, can I get a Coup De Grace?

You must have Covid cause you lost your taste

All the same, I still am the ace of spades

You're a royal flushed down the toilet

Whats your name? Come again?

I can't hear you because of your ego seems to be in the way

Open the window

There goes my flying fuck

The last one I gave about you

And I doubt you are allowed to

Put your mouth to the thing

That is about to bite you

But you bet you can get through

And you wonder why everyone is mad at you

Yesterday I masturbated to a feministic icon

Gender fluid leaking everywhere

It's like a typhoon

I come flying, my cum flies

I'm just dieing when I come by

Tig ol bitties when they're combined

With legs and latex that can buy

Drinks, LSD and great ex

You really should stop by my place

Sometime

If you have the balls for it

If you don't, you can suck mine

So anyway, I think you see now

That I'm a sick fuck

Big as a sea cow

Don't need a quick buck

But I still kick butt

And you think I'm crazy

I don't see how

I ain't hurtin noone

I just free fly

69 charger landed

Yee how

You could say generally

I'm a good guy

I tie my necktie

Before I lay down

And say my goodbye

Or should it be a bowtie and let my thoughts fly

To a place dark enough, to make a crow cry

Nah

I'd rather feel like I'm sky high

You can always talk about me

Say what you want to say about me

I live my life how I do, try to drown me

I'm still more honest than you, come and bite me

You can always talk about me

Say what you want to say about me

I live my life how I do, try to drown me

I'm still more honest than you, come and bite me