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You're like cold butter on hot toast

I'll melt you into a puddle

Maybe I'll lick your butthole

I love it when everything comes to a head

Just like cream cheese

You're so easy to spread

Breakfast time you'll be waking up

As I'm scrambling your eggs

I'm eating that sweet muffin

That you keep between your legs

Then you might be on the menu for brunch

On your pie I just might munch

Put it in the toaster and fire up a roaster

You're like cold butter on hot toast

I'll melt you into a puddle

Maybe I'll lick your butthole

I love it when everything comes to a head

Just like cream cheese

You're so easy to spread

I went to Caesars palace

Where she sucked my saucy phallus

I slid in to downtown Dallas

Watched a porn with Charlie Callas

Thinking that you might be on my mustache for a ride

Your cooch I will divide

Put it in the blender

Funk it up your fender

You're like cold butter on hot toast

I'll melt you into a puddle

Maybe I'll lick your butthole

I love it when everything comes to a head

Just like cream cheese

You're so easy to spread

What you got in the pantry dear

Is the lube that makes me disappear

I will scuba dive your inner rear yea

You're like cold butter on hot toast

I'll melt you into a puddle

Maybe I'll lick your butthole

I love it when everything comes to a head

Just like cream cheese

You're so easy to spread

You're like cold butter on hot toast

I'll melt you into a puddle

Maybe I'll lick your butthole

Well, I love it when everything comes to a head

Just like cream cheese

You're so easy to spread

Come on

You're so easy to spread

Oh yea

Cold butter on hot toast

You're like cold butter on hot toast

You're like cold butter on hot toast

You're like cold butter

And I love you the most