I Give a Shit (But I Don't Give a Fuck) Lyrics

Well, I give a shit but I don't give a fuck

Made it on talent

It ain't about luck

Use a little lube so you don't get stuck

Then give a little shit but don't give a fuck

I care about people on a grander scale

I once made a poop that could fill a pail

I see your struggle and I empathize

Got heat from the meat of your mother's thighs

Well, I give a shit but I don't give a fuck

Made it on talent

It ain't about luck

Use a little lube so you don't get stuck

Then give a little shit but don't give a fuck

I live my life like a fucking champ

I met your sister and I left her damp

Joy to the world is the greatest aim

If you own your shit then you have no shame

Well, I give a shit but I don't give a fuck

Made it on talent

It ain't about luck

Use a little lube so you won't get stuck

Then give a little shit but don't give a fuck

Someone said you were on the prowl

Lookin' for a place to grace your bowel

If you make a mess and you need a towel

I'll be there for you

Cause I care for you

And quite deeply, I might add

Well, I'm on the level and I'll shoot you straight

Eating some pussy is mighty great

Your grandma knows what I'm talking about

Well I might be the reason that it made her shout

But not the cause of her massive heart attack

Well, I give a shit but I don't give a fuck

Made it on talent

It ain't about luck

Use a little lube so you won't get stuck

Then give a little shit but don't give a fuck

Come on now

I give a shit but I don't give a fuck

Made it on talent

It ain't about luck

Use a little lube so you don't get stuck

Then give a little shit but don't give a fuck

You gotta give a little shit but don't give a fuck

Listen to Beau Nair

You gotta give a little shit

But don't give a fuck