Cinco De Mayo Lyrics

Well Happy Cinco de Mayo to you

Even though I like your brother Joey better

Well Cinco de Mayo is the time of year

When I shove an avocado directly in your rear

I'm an absolute fan of the Mexicans

I give it to the people of the sun

But I'm heading for number ones

By getting funky like a monkey in your buns

Sunday everybody chill

Put on the Jazz Crusaders and you will

Want to smoke a fatty

Better make it ample

Vibing on the keyboards of Joe Sample

Give it to the band, a doobie in your hand

Tell me that Wilton Felder rules

That's the stuff that they should teach in school

Making sure the freaky kids are so damn cool

Well, Cinco de Mayo is the time of year

When I shove an avocado directly in your rear

I'm an absolute fan of the Mexicans

I give it to the people of the sun

But I'm heading for number ones

By getting funky like a monkey in your buns

I'm staying up late at night

Wait until the whole town switches off the light

Get into the zone

Drop it in the slot

Power to the tower of the love that you got

If you build a monument to my wang

Gotta use a metaphor to simulate the hang

That's the stuff they should teach in class

Making sure the funky kids are shaking their ass

Well, Cinco de Mayo is the time of year

When I shove an avocado directly in your rear

I'm an absolute fan of the Mexicans

I give it to the people of the sun

But I'm heading for number ones

By getting funky like a monkey in your buns

Cinco de Mayo is the time of year

When I shove an avocado directly in your rear

I'm an absolute fan of the Mexicans

I give it to the people of the sun

But I'm heading for number ones

I'm getting funky like a monkey in your buns

Well I'm heading for number ones

By getting funky like a monkey in your buns

Cinco de Mayo

Cinco de Mayo