Wooly Nook Lyrics

Once there was a woman with a wooly nook

And when it came to love, I think she wrote the book

To turn out the lights, that's really all it took

Cause ever since then I've been hooked on the wooly nook

The first time I'd seen it

You know I think it might a been awhile

It scared me at first

Then it just kinda made me smile

I wasn't crazy about the way it was wrapped

But presents like that should never go untapped

Got to get ya to shave your wooly nook

Got to get ya to do something about that thing

Got to get ya to shave your wooly nook

It's gettin' in the way of me takin' a closer look

like workin' your way through the jungle with a machete

If only I had a machete

It was far from a hairless

You know it's way beyond peach fuzz

It was more like a birds nest

Or like 'Cousin It' was

Hairy and scary and it threw me around

Wooly nook

It never let me down

Got to get ya to shave your wooly nook

Got to get ya to do something about that thing

Got to get ya to shave your wooly nook

It's gettin' in the way of me takin' a closer look

We fall for it every time, without fail

Like horny little hammers lookin' for something to nail.

Like a moth to a flame, kind of like Pavlov's canine

Excuse me, while I goes and I gets mine.