Alienated Lyrics

Last night I was abducted by an alien

He had big ole black eyes and real ugly grey skin

He tried to probe me when his poker got fat

So I covered up my asshole.....with my NASCAR hat

Well we fought for awhile, and then they shackled me down

Took about 15 of them grey somebitches - to wrestle me to the ground

Then they tried to probe me with something purplish pink

And I said Hey...you mothership fuckers you Best Not Spill My Drink

Well it happened kinda quick and they just beamed me back down

I think they said that my entry hole was jus' way too brown

Bein' a dirty white boy was good for just one thing

That night I think it saved me from an aliens' probin'

So the next time you spot yourself a UFO

Go on, sit back, take comfort in the fact that you already know

The best way to dodge the big ole alien pole

Is if you go outdoors

Just don't clean your dirty asshole