Johnny Grab Ass Lyrics

Johnny Grabass moves through the crabgrass

Hunting for squid and octopussesasses

He's a real pimp, monging on shrimp

Shellfish of any kind, anytime, it'll be alright,

He hunts for them in the crabgrass from the early morning

Until the darkest part of the night

Well sometimes ole' Grabass he indulges

And digs a big hole on the beach

And with a few hot coals

And his sharkhead bowls

He's gonna make himself a seafood feast

Reel em' in Johnny

They fell for your lines again

Treat em' all the same

Into the bucket

It's really true honey

He's a helluva fisherman

One clean bite

And then he'd just chuck it in

Reel em' in Johnny

They fell for your lines again

Treat em' all the same

Into the bucket

Always found it funny how

Grabass could pack em' in

He never cracked a shell until

He was ready to shuck it